WHAT THE HOLY HOT FUCK MAN
FUCK YOU ALL NOW IM NOT GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT
What?! I’m pretty sure i never dropped a human! °^° or..did i? hmm..
I don’t think I have ever dropped somebody … but if I have, terribly sorry.
I do this just to fuck with people.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
you don’t “beat” depression. you don’t “defeat” eating disorders. you survive them. stop making severe mental illnesses sound like something you can overcome just by throwing the right punch.
SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING
fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this
do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit
little things that help ease symptoms of depression:
- turn the lights on and open a window
- eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
- find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
- take a long, relaxing bath
- do yourself up in full make up and hair
- be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
- watch something funny on netflix
- wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
- immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
- lose yourself in a really good book or movie